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Rugby League

Rugby League is sport where gay sex is acceptable, in fact it is encouraged...to stand even watching this you must possess an IQ just nudging 20 and a brother who is your mother...

Rugby League is a crap game...don't bother trying to watch it...

by pieguy1 May 18, 2007

83๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


rugby league

rugby league is a game for soft c**ks that want to fell peoples balls and stick there fingers up other players ass!! who wants to play a game where one guy stickes his head up 2 other players ass then so on and so on!

person 1: did you watch the rooters rugby league game?
person 2: na man im not in to gay sports! i would rather watch port power win a game then watch that!!

by jordan rodgers January 14, 2009

53๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.

***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"

by Rob March 29, 2005

120๐Ÿ‘ 147๐Ÿ‘Ž


rugby league

a crap overrated game which the Queenslanders and New South welshmen like, along with taking it up the arse, having no necks, and being fat.

contary to what queenslanders and new south welshmen think, nobody actually likes them or there shitty sport, there just stuck up, because they always have a huge johnson up there ass.

all the other states in australia, follow the better code (AFL.) as they can see past rugby's: boring, testicle grabbing regime.

Rugby is the only game in the world in which you get rewarded for kicking the ball out of play which further adds to its shittyness.
also the players partake in the pre game ritual known as "sucking the umpires johnson" this is a symbolic act to portray there lack of manlihood.

rugby league is a boring game that won't amount to anything outside NSW and QLD in australia.

Rugby league is like watching drugged up pro restlers at a huge gay bar trying to get the umpires johnson up there ass's.

by peter6666 October 4, 2006

108๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


rugby league

A tediously boring game. popular in 2 states of Australia, Northern parts of the UK and Papua New Guinea, where 13 men of similar build run into each other five times then kick it to each other.

Rugby League used to have possession for the ball but the fans, most with the attention span of a gnat, didn't like it. Now the only competition for the ball happens when the coin is tossed at the start of a game.

For more information on rugby league see: gang rape drug using/dealing criminal rehabilitation

I'd like to play rugby league, but my IQ isn't low enough.

by Everlovin' Antichrist July 1, 2004

114๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rugby League

one of the most popular sports in the country of australia. Also very rough. Goal: Get as many tries to win. Try= 4 goal=2 drop goal=1. there are 5 tackles to try and score. It is a 100m pitch with about 5m inside the goal are. Score with putting the ball down in the goal area dont go pass the line in the goal area or the out line

Rugby League is a great sport

by person wif no name September 14, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


rugby league

A form of "rugby" invented by stupid northerners because they were too stupid to be able to understand the offside rules. Because of this there are no rucks, if you tackle someone you have to bugger off and let them have the ball back again.

Oh, I am a woman, I can't understand offside rules. I know lets invent a form of rugby for stupid people

by iamnotclverenoghtoknowmyname[yetstillclevererthanthosewhopartakeinrugbyleague] October 31, 2004

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