The 5 Rule

The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10.

He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule

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5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.

Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)

+5 rule

A girl's rating out of 10 goes up 5 points for simply posting her picture on the internet

The +5 rule dictates that a girl that would be a 6/10 in a bar is an 11/10 for putting her picture online

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Boy Rule Number 5

When a boy is dancing with a girl at a party and the two are face to face he does several moves in order to get with the girl. These steps include:

1. Grabbing her hands

2. Raising her hands slowly up to the ceiling until fully extended
3. Bringing her hands down to 180 degrees (think of a "t" shape)
4. The boy then moves his hands to her waist, pulling her in close and forcing her to do the same with her hands
5. Leans in for the kiss... and victory

Girl 1: Oh my god. Did you just hook up with that ugly guy?
Girl 2: ... yeah i had no choice. He pulled boy rule number 5.

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4-5 Rule

If you partake in a cheating activity during the hours of 4-5 am or pm it is not cheating. If it starts one minute before 4 or ends one minute after 5 it’s cheating.

Her: Did you cheat on me?
Me: No it was during the 4-5 rule

Her: Oh good

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Rule 1-3-5

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

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1, 3, 5 rule

When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.

WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!

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