Rulered

When a girl inserts a wooden ruler into her vagina to gauge the depth from the wetness of the wood

Jen rulered herself to make sure she could take enough of him

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Jungle Ruler

A man who is capable of consuming copious amounts of alcohol and illicit substances for multiple days in a row, while still being an FTL (full time legend). The name hails from the famous race horse 'Jungle Ruler' who became addicted to crystal meth and was often scratched after putting half his head in a bag of smack before a race. A true 'Jungle Ruler' is a real stayer, and his actions defy belief being able to stay alive after 4/5 days on a drug fueled bender. Long live the 'Jungle Ruler'

1st Person: Did you see that Jungle Ruler Josh at Tramp last night?

2nd Person: Yeh i did, his been there for 3 weeks

1st Person: What a fucking Jungle Ruler, YOLO!!

Ruler clip

An extended clip on on a gun (specifically a pistol) that is 12 inches long.

“Just bought a Glock, with a ruler clip.”

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bendy ruler

A growing meme in Happytwt referencing skeppys “I’m as straight as a ruler” tweet

Skeppy: I’m as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?

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Ruler of Everything

Song by Tally Hall now used in many memes. It switches from light to dark which is why people like to put it on morally ambiguous characters

I am the Ruler of Everything.

ruler dick

Penis measuring 12" in length

Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick

the devil's ruler

Alternate term for the metric system. First coined by Thunderbird Reynolds 1921 after Metre Convention was extended to cover all units of measure, not just length and mass.

The devil's ruler will be the end of us all. -TR