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A model who ran away from home to become a model.
Mr. and Mrs. Klum miss their daughter Heidi ever since she became a runaway model.
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When you install a new roll of toilet paper and as soon as you leave the room, it unrolls on it's own into a pile on the floor. This leaves you having to keep the roll in a bundle or try a re-roll.
The goddam cat must have started a "runaway asswipe" then strewed it all over the bathroom.
Small town in Texas about 30 minutes from Bridgeport and 2 hours from anywhere else. It contributes a church, two gas stations, a lake, and a helluva lot of real estate on the town's golf course. A bunch of older people live there and there's not much to do except get high and golf.
Dave: Hey, bro! You goin to Runaway Bay this weekend?
Shane: Hell no! What am I? Some kind of backwoods redneck?
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What Garfield caused by claw-hooking a loose thread from Jon's knitted underwear as he loped past him on his way outdoors for a morning run, causing said "vulnerable to fraying" garment to rapidly and "vanishingly" unravel, and therefore leaving da unsuspecting Jon open to arrest for indecent exposure.
Garfield thought dat his creating a "thermal runaway" with Jon's jogging-garb was off-da-scale funny, but somehow da alarmed and enormously-humiliated Jon did not find said shocking event to be overly hilarious himself! :P
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A song by rapper Ludacris made in 2007 ?, featuring R&B artist Mary J. Blige, about troubled youth and runaway children who come from broken homes.
For a rapper who only makes music that is negative, misogynist, and materialistic, he tries something different with this song as a way of addressing a more serious, sympathetic message to listeners. However, this song can also been seen as a token, sympathy song for his album "Release Therapy".
I mean, c'mon. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Other rappers make songs that are more penetrating, comes from the heart and honest about this type of lifestyle and "Runaway Love" gets a Grammy? To me, this song is dishonest and something only to win sympathy in order to cover up negative news about Ludacris. In that case, he should have made more songs like this on his earlier albums. Then again, he's a mainstream rapper. See example below:
Mainstreamer: OMG? Did you hear Ludacris' "Runaway Love"? I saw the video and heard the sing and like cried! Ludacris is such an amazing person! Every kid should look up to him!
Realistic non-conformist with common sense: What? You gotta be friggin' kidding me! Of all the literature written on child abuse and neglect...the Boys & Girls Club...CNN...charity organizations...You finally realize how sad this situation is after a damn Ludacris song? What? Now he's the voice of reasoning?
Mainstreamer: Well at least he tried!
RCw/CS: Tried? That should come from the heart! That's a token song! He's no different than R. Kelly who make songs about pedophilia and being a ho then make a songs on the same album of praising God! For Heaven's sake R. Kelly makes gospel/sex albums! He's an hypocrite!
Mainstreamer: OMG! You're such a hater!
RCw/CS: Don't pull that "hater card".
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The ramps that truckers use to slow down in emergencies when their brakes fail going down a steep grade. Tested by the Ford F-450 on Top Gear (A car show)
The truck driver was forced to use a Runaway ramp after a OBS failure on a West Virginia Mountain
A person who has runaway in the middle of night in their pj's
Bridie; what is that person wearing?
Hayley ; Oh my god look she a runaway zebra