running over the hedgehog

something you know is wrong and should have been avoided but your going to do anyway as its the quickest route.

Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"

National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).

Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!

Runnings-overings

When your laying in the road having a mid-day nap,and a car drives over you.

WHY that man is lying in the road like that. Did it look like a comfy place for an afternoon nap?

this is the 7th or 8th time hes been run over by that car, and we just didnt see the previous runnings-overings