SDMS

half of the school is nasty country people who say the n word or emos, ghetto bitches, and just the normal kids

SDMS sucks

SDM

Short Dick Man- a man with a bruised ego and a teeny weeny 🤏🏻🍆

Ew get out of my DM’s you SDM

SDM

Short for SugarDaddyMeet. A website for sugar daddies and sugar babies to meet each other.

Are you on SDM?

SDM Index

Shag, date, marry index.

The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.

Equation Calculation

Maximum 33 points awarded for:

1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry

An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:

X,Y,Z

30,25,7

An SDM index of 62

Chandler: 'For me Elly is a 30, 25, 7 SDM Index. I'd love to bang her but wouldn't wanna watch X Factor with her every Saturday'.