sdsu

Underrated school where the instructors actually give a fuck about your education. 90% of the undergrad population doesn't care, though, and major in business, psych, or bio. The other 10% major in an engineering, math/stats, or computer science, and actually succeed.

Go to SDSU because the UCSD professors don't care about teaching.

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sdsu

San Diego State University. A public university in San Diego, California. SDSU is often referred to as "Whore University," as the only use of an SDSU degree is to cite work experience for the sex slave trade industry. SDSU has more HIV/AIDS cases per capita than anywhere in the world, due to the gross irresponsibility and promiscuity of the students that typically attend SDSU.

Academically, SDSU is the weakest of the three major San Diego universities, falling behind USD and the far superior UCSD. SDSU is the only university in the nation to report an acceptance rate above 100%, as SDSU often has to whore itself out (much as its students do) to fund its only asset: their second-rate football team. No one in the country actually considers SDSU a university, as the term "university" implies the presence of a learning environment, of which there is none. SDSU alumni often go on to fail to correctly serve your order at various fast food restaurants throughout California.

I got rejected from real schools like UCB, UCLA, and UCSD, so I have to go to SDSU :(

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