"Shit My Pants" When you have reached the point of extreme laughter and you literally shit your pants!
Ruchi: "Did you see that redneck windchime?!"
Kevin: "Yeah I absolutely SMP, ahhh that was to effin funny!"
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Acronym for Shaking My Penis. Similar to SMH (Shaking My Head) or SMFH (Shaking My Fucking Head), although it makes for one awkward internet conversation.
Rodney: Hey man, check this girl's profile pic out. She's definitely a fake. No one is that beautiful.
Joaquin: Yeah, SMP.
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Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.
I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.
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Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.
TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you
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suck my penis (see: win at all costs cnbl )
A group of young little shits who can't play tfc worth beans. Also got pwnd on epicenter by some clan who played 2 short and got airshotted 4 times and crowbarred 5 times.
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