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smp

"Shit My Pants" When you have reached the point of extreme laughter and you literally shit your pants!

Ruchi: "Did you see that redneck windchime?!"
Kevin: "Yeah I absolutely SMP, ahhh that was to effin funny!"

by OptimusKevin October 5, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


SMP

Smoke More POT.

"Chill out dude. You should SMP."

by Diego August 25, 2003

41๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


SMP

Acronym for Shaking My Penis. Similar to SMH (Shaking My Head) or SMFH (Shaking My Fucking Head), although it makes for one awkward internet conversation.

Rodney: Hey man, check this girl's profile pic out. She's definitely a fake. No one is that beautiful.

Joaquin: Yeah, SMP.

by The Real Hot Coffee July 27, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


SMP

Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.

I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


SMP

Shit My Pants

SMP Lololol am hxcore

by Shafty-Sex June 16, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


SMP

Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.

TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you

by Little T mart July 31, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


SMP

suck my penis (see: win at all costs cnbl )

A group of young little shits who can't play tfc worth beans. Also got pwnd on epicenter by some clan who played 2 short and got airshotted 4 times and crowbarred 5 times.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž