snurfing

An abbreviated form of 'surfing the net'.

- "Did you go out for a nice walk today? It's been really sunny out."
- "No. I spent all day snurfing!"

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snurf

Tooken from the "Smurfs"
It is a small or ugly asian.

See that smurf up in k-town?

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snurf

A person who talks on the phone while surfing the internet. You know, the person that isn't paying attention to you to you on the phone because you can hear their keyboard clacking away in the background, and they just go "uh huh" "uh huh".

"Dude, you're such a snurf! You're not even listening to me! I can totally hear you typing in the background!

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snurf

when a dog (or person) snuffles playfully around someone's ear with a cold nose; alternately, when a dog sniffs at something, then suddenly emits a reverse-sniff to clear their nose.

I need a towel...your dog totally snurfed my hair!

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snurf

interjection

1. A word used when frustrated
~can be substituted with 'fuck', 'shit', or 'crap'

2. A word used for lack of a better word

1. (after dropping a book on your foot) "Snurf!"

2. "I'm bored. Snurf!"

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snurf

the aroma in the air following precipitation (rain). Actually caused by
"actinomycetes", which are a type of bacteria that grows in soil when conditions are damp and warm. The bacteria is released when it rains causing the earthy scent.

I love going outside after it has just rained for the snurf.
Snurf in the countryside is very different to snurf in the city.

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snurf

verb - to complain, whine, cry or bitch about anything/something/anybody

noun - a complainer, a whiner, a bitch

Setting: Your two young children are screaming incessantly and constantly crying. So you exclaim: "Jimmy, Ani stop snurfing!" VERB

Setting: Your 6foot3 wife is non-stop bitching at you about nothing of any significance. So you say to her: "Geez Lisa, stop being a f-ing snurf..." NOUN

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