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Every girl's favorite accessory - a gay male friend she can call up to do lunch or go shopping when her girlfriends cancel.
Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
Can't make lunch, be-otch - where's your Stanford at?
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The best computer science school, ever.
Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!
Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!
Student # 4056: Your mother.
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A fake university created to make money from application fees. Nobody ever actually gets accepted, and if you think they did, its really just a scam.
My friend says he got into "Stanford" but I really think he is just going to spend four years in Palo Alto screwing around.
A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as any Darwin award winner.
Trust fund son one: "Did I really spend my entire life working to get in here?"
Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley."
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Where the students who don't get into MIT go.
Stanford is the second best university in the world coming in only after MIT according to US news 2017.
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A failed version of Berkeley.
Fuck Trees. Fuck the color red. And Fuck Stanford.
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a university that protects rapists and praises rape culture
Girl 1: "Hey, werent you applying for Stanford?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"
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