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To help another in time of need. (An assist). Derived from famous Utah Jazz guard John Stockton-all time leader in assists.
When I realized I was out of toilet paper I yelled for a Stockton!
I had my friend give me a Stockton when I couldn't reach my beer on the other side of the table.
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A Stockton is a guy who is honest, loves to make people laugh, intellegent and someone who just lightens up your day.
Often gets friendzoned.
That dude is a total Stockton.
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the baddest ass city in california
we will blow your mind in seconds. cool people from scene to gangsta! if you live on the south side THATS WHERE ITS AT! north you got the mall south you got the movie theater
damn its awesome.
we have the coolest black people
ghettoest white people
smartest asians
sexiest mexicans
we all watch things like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom 2
we like to dance and have fun
aint no party like a stockton party!
Scene girl 1: Damn where we headed?
Scene girl 2: NORTH SIDE MALL BETCH!
Scene guy 1: Oh yeah *puts on his coolest shoes
Gangsta guy: Oh yeah scene kids lets roll muthafuckas
Scene girl 2: YAH WE FROM STOCKTON CALIFORNIA
IN THEE sexy 209
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A scary city in the Valley which says it isn't from the Bay Area. But, they don't know the Bay Area wants nothing to do with it...
Stocktonian: Stockton isn't the bay, so get over it.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
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Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should
"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"
"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"
"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"
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A all around amazing who is super sweet and super cute and puts a smile on people's faces just being around them.He is super funny and very smart and athletic he is a little shy at first but once you get to know him he is super sweet and crazy. He love adventures and being outside.
Being the ultimate bad ass.
John has been stocktoning lately, killed like 3 dudes, robbed a bank, saved a kitten from a tall tree, and an old lady from a burning building all before lunch.