Stow, MA

A small, liberal town in Massachusetts with only 2% of its land NOT covered in apple orchards.

Only about 6.2 people live there, and 4 of them are apple-eating rich white kids.

Hey man, there's nothing to do in Stow, MA, let's go to the Ghetto (Maynard).

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Bryan Stowed on

To get Bryan Stowed on. To get beat relentlessly by Mexican gang members at a parking lot for a Los Angeles team. It could be the Lakers, Clippers, or Dodgers. Most notable for Dodgers parking lot. When you get beat up by LA gang members in a parking lot you have been "Bryan Stowed" on.

guy 1: shit man I got bryan stowed on outside of staples center for not rooting for the lakers. a pack of mexican gang members beat me unconscious and robbed me.

guy 2: damn man what can you do, mexicans are gonna be mexicans man, just try to bring a lakers or dodgers jersey next time for when you walk back to your car you wont get bryan stowed on

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stowed out

Packed

You: This gig is busy tonight!
Me: Aye, it's stowed out!

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wrecka stow

A place to purchase recorded music.

"If you wanna buy a wrecka, where do ya go?"

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rack stow

a combination of two military terms - a rack is a bed and stow is to put away or secure; together they mean put yourself to bed, to go to bed, or bedtime

Damn, it's already 0245! It's time for rack stow cos' I gotta be up at 0630.

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licka stow

slang term for a place to purchase alcoholic beverages

You need me I be at the licka stow

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stowe gondola

The act of dry humping with ski gear on.

We went in the woods and she hopped on top of me for a Stowe Gondola

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