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Saber-tooth tigering is a step beyond what a cougar does. Instead of a lady in her late 30's/early 40's, its more like a lady in her late 50's/early 60's.
This is a step beyond cougaring, because
This lady is basically a horny old grandma that nails younger men.
Holy shit! Grandma is saber-tooth tigering that groomsman!
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SYLLABICATION: sa·ber-tooth tiger
PRONUNCIATION: say'br-tootht
NOUN: (1) Any of various extinct cats of the Oligocene to the Pleistocene Epoch, especially one of the larger members of the genus Smilodon, characterized by long upper canine teeth.
(2)The process and act of simultaneously inserting two penises into the mouth of a third party. This person is presupposed to be performing fellatio on two men at the same time.
Dude, me and Matt saber-tooth tigered Sheena last night! ...but...that doesn't mean we're gay or anything....
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A prison shank made from a tempered plastic tooth-brush. It resembles the tooth of a saber-toothed-tiger.
"Cause of death?"
"Repeated stab wounds from a saber-tooth-brush to the lumbar region."
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A woman older than 80 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A Saber tooth tiger is older than the puma, cougar, lioness, and jaguar.
" Lookout bra your lionesses looking more like a saber tooth tiger"
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A female species who is much older than a puma, and even beyond a cougar. This is an woman classified as a senior citizen (65+) who frequents dive bars to get lucky with a significantly younger gentleman. She is usually spotted in her native habitat, dark seedy bars on the wrong side of town drinking vodka by the pint.
No one ever goes to that bar anymore, too many Saber Toothed Tigresses scared away all the cougars.
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a great big dino that likes to eat people with that big tooth of his
That big saber - tooth is going to eat Jenny!
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A pissant with a lot more propensity to be annoying; or a worthless person whose mentality dates back to the Stone Age or the Cro-Magnon era.
My boss is a Saber Tooth Pissant.
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