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A girl you date that's kept seperate from your regular social circle. A Safeway girl is quiet and low drama. She is a fallback girlfriend for when things don't work out with the hotter girls. Similar to a secret girlfriend but generally less ugly. Usual plain, boring, and safe.
Alt: Safeway girls are good starter girlfriends. See starter girl
I really want to take Karen to Prom but she's going with Ricky so I'll just have to bring my safeway girl.
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When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.
Yesterday, Nick did the Safeway shuffle.
A really bad supermarket characterised by poor produce selection and long lines at the check out.
Homeboy: If we gonna drink tequila we need to stop at the store and get some limes.
Dude: Just don't pull into the Soviet Safeway there is no way they got any!
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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The act of winding up and punching someone as hard as you can, in the middle of Safeway.
Random Person: What the hell was that?
You: That was a Safeway punch.
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The Safeway supermarket on Market & Church streets in San Francisco, near the Castro district. The food shopping venue of choice for many fashionable young men. Bring your best threads and cutest French Bulldog!
Broseph: Dude I was at Club Safeway just trying to shop when I got the hairy eyeball from all these guys!
Brohammed: What section were you in?
Broseph: Produce, I was buying bananas
Brohammed: Well no wonder! At least you weren't peeling cucumbers!
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A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.
Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!
Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!
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