A Saginaw slushpuppy is when you take an empty slurpee glass at 7-11 and shit in it. Once its full of your bowelrific deposit, you fill the rest of the cup with your favorite flavored slurpee and hand it to an unsuspecting douchebag. Usually, they end up drinking half of it before they realize the surprise
little Billy didn't realize until it was too late, that he was the victim of a cherry flavored saginaw slush puppy
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The best band in all of Saginaw, Texas, maybe even the US.
Any and all who oppose the mighty SoS Band will fall short and be terminated.
guy from band 1: Dude, my butt hole still hurts from satuday...
guy from band 2: What happend?
guy from band 1: We lost to the Spirit of Saginaw Band!!! We got Raped!!!
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