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The hand and arm motion that one makes when trying to defecate upon a toilet. The 'Super Saiyan' is usually done only when one is having trouble expelling waste. It is also commonly accompanied by a facial expression of intense concentration. The origin of the phrase stems from the epic transformation sequences of the popular anime Dragon Ball Z.
Bulma: Hey, where's Vegeta gone off to? His bento and bubble tea are getting cold.
Goku: I saw him head over to the washroom.. he's probably going super saiyan in there!
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to turn your hair blond by the use of mental strength. Though a lot cheaper than buying dye, it can only be achieved by having a friend flung into the air and blown up.
Piccolo: Wheres Krillin
Goku: Oh, i got Frieza to launch him in the air and blow him up. You know, to become Super Saiyan
Piccolo: oh, I see........
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The upmost supreme and powerful version of that aspect. The strongest and ascended level of any verb and/or noun that is attached. This can be used to outweigh arguments in your favor. Use it with care.
(Has been heard to be used throughout the origins of Texas, original usage was supposedly dated back to Howard of Carrollton).
1)
Chichi-"How'd you do on your exam today?"
Gohan-"Popped a senzu bean earlier. Studied for 9 hours and then I Super Saiyan Aced it."
Chichi-"That's my boy!"
2)
Krillin-"I called shotgun in the spaceship!"
Vegeta-"Krillin, my wife is pregnant. Give her the passenger seat."
Krillin-"Well in that case, I called Super Saiyan shotgun. You okay with that, Bulma?"
Bulma-"Yeah, I heard you dammit. Just pass me the dragon radar so I can wish you back to life tomorrow."
3).
Yamcha-"Did you hear? Bulma's pregnant. I thought it would be mine since I smashed recently."
Picollo-"Yeah, I hear everything on this planet whether I like it or not."
Yamcha-"What did you hear?!!"
Picollo-"He pounded her around like a paddleball for 3 episodes, even took breaks to eat senzu beans and protein bars.I'm dearly sorry Yamcha."
Krillin-"I guess you could say, he Super Saiyan smashed that. What a savage."
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The act of harvesting ones inner strenght and inadvertedly letting it all out in a hearthbeat.
To perform a ''super saiyan'', arc your arms, pump your chest up and ask one of your friend to kick you in the nuts repeatedly until enough inner strenght is achieved.
Jhonny: Hey tommy, im going to attempt a super saiyan. Meet me at the bike rack.
Tommy: No prob bro.
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Guy1: You want to turn super saiyan?
Guy2: Sure!
Guy1: *kicks guy2 in the nuts*
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THE BEST YOUTUBER IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD AND HE IS EPIC
OMG GUYS, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BEST YOUTUBER EVER, HIS NAME IS RETRO SAIYAN, MAN HES SOOOO EPIC, I WISH I COULD BE LIKE HIM
An individual who graduated Valedictorian in troll college. Internet Saiyans are equipped with Master levels of Troll-Jitsu and are nearly always successful in their pursuit of making you feel stupid, worthless or causing you to RageQuit from online chat-rooms.
Every time an Internet Saiyan is defeated, they gain additional strength. This can result in any of the several levels of Internet Super Saiyan.
Victim: What the fuck man, why dont you leave me alone?
Internet Saiyan: Thats what I ask your mom when she's slobbin on my knob.
Victim: Why dont you go fuck you're self?
Internet Saiyan: lol! that would be "your" self... idiot.
Victim: I cant believe there are still assholes like you on the internet.
Internet Saiyan: I cant believe your dad stopped sucking cock long enough to impregnate your whore mother.
Victim: Fuck you dude! STFU! /RAGEQUIT
Internet Saiyan: lol, what a pussy.
Lurker: I'll be damned, its the Prince of Internet Saiyans
1.The act of going completely insane during a fight. (which usually involves flailing of arms and/or screaming like a monkey)
2.Blowing up for reasons of anger
a:Yo dude what happened at that fight last night
b:I got put into a headlock by ____ so I went super saiyan on his ass. So he got so freaked out he ran for miles.
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