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Same expression as balls in a vice-grip
I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.
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male genitalia (used by Pagent Brewster on Late Night with Conan O'Brian)
When his towel fell off, his salad shooter was exposed for all to see.
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A patient is brought in to the hospital, who,when you turn them over to get their clothes off them and start treatment, you notice right away thier long history of anal sex.
Man, we got one in through ER last night - what a salad shooter!
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The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.
That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.
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The process of insering a phallic type vegetable (ie carrot, cucumber)into ones anus and then excreting the vegetable into your partners mouth.
Hey Mickey, your mom hasn't been getting her roughage so i gave her the San Francisco Salad Shooter last night.
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Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.
"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."
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A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.
"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"