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The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.
"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."
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Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)
“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”
Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan
A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.
Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.
Samaritanism describes good actions that are often done by people who believe they are genuinely good themselves.
While such behavior is appreciable, due to the way the world works presently, it has become more of an annoyance than a virtue.
People who fall under this description should be called samaritans.
Bob: "John really likes to help out everyone he sees huh..."
Samaritanism in action...
Mark: "He's just competing for the nicest person award. Fucking samaritans."
"whats a good racial slur for white men"
"samaritans:
Someone who sneaks up behind a human being and chokes thst human until they defecate and then continues to choke that human until they die.
Daniel Penny is a a good samaritan.
There are two meanings of Samaritan:
A person who is kind and caring to anyone they meet
An evil AI supercomputer who knows how to solve the world's problems
"That guy is such a samaritan"
"Samaritan is the future"