Samsung

A racially motivated slang term for men of the Asia region.

"Hey, Samsung, may I have some more sweet tea?"

"Thanks, Sammy."

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Samsung

Tried to copy Apple, but failed.

Miserably

Their phones blow up

In your pocket lol

Samsung’s phone set my car on fire and now I must walk everywhere.

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Samsunged

1. Beaten by superior technology. 2. The painful realization that your personal technology (smartphone) has become outdated. 3. Discovering something better while you're waiting for the next big thing.

They've got turn by turn preloaded. We just got Samsunged.

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Samsung

A company that makes Clunky hardware with a ugly skinned version of android.

Billy: Hey Susan is that an Android you have there?

Susan: Why yes billy it is, It’s very chunky and slippery it’s the Samsung s8 it’s so phat

Billy: I told you that you should have gotten an iPhone

Susan: I should of listened I wish I could send you a picture of my ugly Samsung computer I have too but you know, my cameras only 8 megapixels.

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Samsung

A company that makes exploding devices

(Airport Intercom turns on) "EVERYBODY THAT HAS A SAMSUNG PHONE OR ANY DEVICE THAT IS MADE BY SAMSUNG GET THE FUCK OUT"
People at airport: AWWWW MANN

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Samsung

the phone brand that nobody likes fsr

random person: eeeewwwww you've got a samsungou
you: yeah so what
random person: r u camp or something
fight breaks out and samsung note 7 explodes and kills both of them

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Samsung

A dumbass company. It sucks ass and will never be as good as Apple. The quality and feel of apple is 100 times better than Samsung’s.

1:I just got a new Samsung!

2:Why?
You should have gotten an iPhone you dumb bitch!

1:Why?

2:So you don’t look like a dweeb and you might actually pull girls!

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