Samsung

A shit phone company that sells bombs disguised as phones.

Person 1 : *takes out Samsung phone*
Person2 : OH SHIT HE HAS A SAMSUNG RUN
*Everyone runs*
Person 1 : *drops phone out of shock*
Samsung phone : 💥B💥O💥O💥M💥
Person 1 : *dead*

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Samsung

A Korean company that makes shity cellphones and shity washers

Hey dude your samsung gaxaly note 7 exploded💣💣 . This shit was recalled by samsung

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Samsung

A racially motivated slang term for men of the Asia region.

"Hey, Samsung, may I have some more sweet tea?"

"Thanks, Sammy."

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Samsung

Tried to copy Apple, but failed.

Miserably

Their phones blow up

In your pocket lol

Samsung’s phone set my car on fire and now I must walk everywhere.

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Samsung

A company that makes Clunky hardware with a ugly skinned version of android.

Billy: Hey Susan is that an Android you have there?

Susan: Why yes billy it is, It’s very chunky and slippery it’s the Samsung s8 it’s so phat

Billy: I told you that you should have gotten an iPhone

Susan: I should of listened I wish I could send you a picture of my ugly Samsung computer I have too but you know, my cameras only 8 megapixels.

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Samsung

A company that makes exploding devices

(Airport Intercom turns on) "EVERYBODY THAT HAS A SAMSUNG PHONE OR ANY DEVICE THAT IS MADE BY SAMSUNG GET THE FUCK OUT"
People at airport: AWWWW MANN

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Samsung

the phone brand that nobody likes fsr

random person: eeeewwwww you've got a samsungou
you: yeah so what
random person: r u camp or something
fight breaks out and samsung note 7 explodes and kills both of them

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