Sander

To wake up early in the morning in the dead of winter with the sole intent of taking an excessively long shower. A true Sander is done when you know that everyone else is waiting and relying on a shower to get them through the day. Getting Sandered may result in a pathological phenomenon known as an "undeSANDERED" testicle when your roommates attempt to shower after you.

Hey man, make it quick. I got Sandered yesterday and my balls still haven't dropped back down.

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Sander

A beta male that thinks he's alpha

I hate how alex acts like such a sander

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Sander

A Sander is a closet homosexual who does something ellevillt everyday

Peter: So you came out of the closet?
Bird: I could not stay Sander for ever

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To Sander

To waste, not finish, or no take advantage of an opportunity.

When someone leaves the last little bit in a beer-"Hey, are you going to sander that beer?"

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Sandered

When a person asks the smoker to pass the marijuana to him/her, but people keep passing it to other people and ignoring that person.

stoner's friend: "you only got one hit off that blunt!"

stoner: "Yeah I got sandered."

stoner's friend: "yeah you got sandered so hard bro!!!"

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sanders

A sanders is a person who can tell it like it is while having the balls to do what he wants when he wants. He is a made man who has finally made it to the big time, a true baller. A real sanders exhibits an exuberant knowledge the finer things in life that are often not experienced by common society, such as an eye for fine automobiles, a refined taste in women and is a cannabis connoisseur.

Hey bro, you looked like a true sanders when you were yolkin that maro with a J hangin' off your lip.

Only a true sanders could roll a joint like Bob Marly.

Wow, look at those two fine beezys with the homie!Hes sure is one hell of a sanders!

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sanders

a well-respected, brilliant leader of men, but a teddy bear at heart. It's probably why it's the name over Winnie the Pooh's door.

There was complete and utter chaos until Sanders arrived, then there was a warm and fuzzy feeling over all...

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