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When a male blows his load over a female's closed eyelids, then punches her in the side of the head, as to knock her out. Usually, upon awaking, the female's eyelids will be stuck shut.
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A. An slippery person.
Someone capable of slipping past authority or punishments without any seemingly ramifications.
Also, a criminal, typically a hitman, that seems to be uncatchable.
That guy is a fucking sandman!
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Spider-Man after Infinity War.
A: Dude did you see what happend to Spider-Man?
B: You mean Sandman?
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when you rub a girls clit at the beach when its all sandy. See stinky finger.
I got the Sandman at the beach today. It wasn't fun at all. Actually I'm gonna go throw up
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The act of masterbating into a cup, and pouring it on one's eyes while they are sleeping or unconscious causing the eyelashes to stick together like cement; may transmit sexual diseases.
"Dude, I just performed a sandman on Gretchen's face. She's not going to be able to open her eyes for a week!"
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The act of crop dusting your significant other or spouse by silently farting into your hand and “magically sprinkling” it over their nose right before they fall asleep.
Rodney: It sucked man I had to sleep on the couch last night.
George: Why, what’d you do this time?
Rodney: I got caught sandmanning the old lady, it was bad George, it was burrito night.
A dealer of drugs, usually cocaine
See: snowman
I met the school sandman yesterday, his shit is good!
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