Sandro

most of the people named sandro are dicks and dont know how to fuck off.
also their fav. word is "washalet" and "satskali"

Stop Acting Like Sandro

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sandro

someone with big juicy ass, amazing personality and a few mental problems. also my bestie which adds a couple more red flags :>

that ass is gorgeous and plump. must be sandro's.

Do a Sandro

To shade two presidential candidates on the ballot, rendering the vote invalid.

Derived from the infamous event where Ferdinand Alexander "Sandro" Marcos, grandson of the dictator-tyrant Ferdinand Marcos, shaded two presidents on his ballot, making his vote for president null and void.

M: It would be psychological torture for DDS and BBM supporters to choose between Sara and Marcos Jr.
J: They should just do a Sandro and shade both. Those candidates are useless anyway.

Na-sandro

Na-sandro
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:a slight error when it comes to voting at the ballot papers during election; a representation of not reading directions

Example in sentence:
:Na-sandro ko yata balota ko
:bat naman?
:13 yung nashade ko sa senators

dirty sandro

when two sexual partners grab bags of chips and crush them up without opening the bags, pour out the chip sand onto their naked bodies and lick the chip sand clean

"Got my weekly paycheck babe, I'll spend it all on chips if ykwim ;)"
"We gonna do a dirty sandro?"
"fuck yea"

RIP Sandro's

The best fucking pizza store that existed, cheap and cheesy. You know where you're gonna get food after a sesh...but it's no longer there since you moved out of your parents house.

Italian boy: I'm pretty hungry man, I just wanna watch 'That 70s Show' and chow down
Non Italian: Want to go to maccas?
Italian boy: Sandro's!
Non Italian: Fuck yeah, Sandrooo'sss
Italian: Oh fuck, it's not there now...RIP SANDRO'S

Na-Sandro

a slight error when it comes to voting at the ballot papers during election; a representation of not reading directions

Na-sandro ko yata balota ko? Bat naman?

13 yung nashade ko sa senators