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Sanford Middle

Literal trash so many kids pull the fire alarm and get into fights almost every day.Its so fucking ghetto and is actual hell.

Some 5th grader-hey what middle school are you going to?
Another 5th grader-Sanford Middle.why?
Some 5th grader-yikes

by shrekismyactualdad June 10, 2019


sanford & son

A TV sitcom that aired on NBC from 1972 to 1978. It starred the late great Redd Foxx as a 65-year-old Los Angeles junk dealer Fred Sanford who lives with his 30-ish son Lamont played by Demond Wilson.

Sanford & Son still airs on TV Land almost every night.

by Redd Foxx Fan December 1, 2004

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sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

by carl November 14, 2003

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Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009


sanford maine

Sanford Maine. A place known for a safe haven for drug addicts to hunker down in abandoned houses to either shoot up smoke crack or he'll burn it down if you need a hooker upfront of 7 11 they stand all night. This town is famous for potholes run down slums. Fist fighting drunk neighbors heroin needles street finds.. And 3 eyed fish out of the pond. Things to see in Sanford.... Crack heads. Heroin addicts filthy parking lots. Midgets. Scooters. Women that look like men
Dude looks like a lady ..a shirty view of the burnt mills. And then you got beggars you have a cigarette you have a quarter corrupt cops. Cars broken into every day bikes mopeds stolen.. Don't put the trampoline out they will steal that too.. Worse place to ever live avoid. Brook street. Island ave. State street. Riverside ave aka heroin trail. God took a nice big dump on Sanford. And if you want to fit in. Grow a beard shit your pants and look anemic... Do not move your family here... Unless you have millions to fix up thousands of slummy houses. Just tell them your from York. Cause once you say I'm from Sanford they will run thinking your gonna rob them of have bed bugs on your clothes. Sanford people actually fool themselves thinking this is a nice town. If you like living in a place where shooting up in public and licking your own asshole is acceptable. No jobs no food. No cars ..but we travel with backpacks to fill our tent booze and crack. Hell hole

Hey I'm from Sanford you want to steal or break into cars. Maybe stab each other... Or trade our bedbug collection cool I'll ask my mom cause nobody has a dad in Sanford. Sanford Maine

by Irishmadman February 12, 2018

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sanford guys

('sanford 'boys) (N.) gay wannabe players with small genital units who rely on their cars to get them ass...unfortunately, the only hole they stick their penises in are their exhaust pipes or their moms...if they could hit up the sanford girls they would have it made

the sanford fags ran the train in the bathroom after class before racing down the street in their rice burners in an attempt to pick up some ass

by Tatnallman February 17, 2005

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Sanford School

Sanford School, located in Hockessin Delaware, is among one of the small private schools within the Delaware Independent School Conference. While they suffer from their lack of football and terrible spring sports teams, they reign supreme in both boys and girls basketball in the winter; both teams being Delaware state champions in the 2009-2010 season. Fine females and superb academics are some of the positive aspects of the school. Most of the kids enjoy getting shmammered on the weekends and attending other private school festivities. You can catch a lot of them at social events like Point to Point or Professional sporting events. Maybe places like The King of Prussia Mall or fine restaurants like Hibachi for a night out with "the girlies."
However, the school itself is a rumor-infested pit of lies and two-facedness because of the small student population. A single rumor will be known to the entire upper and middle school within the hour.
It is a very calm and tolerable school once one has come to cope with the gayness. Minus the freaks and the weirdos, the kids are normal and respectful and always down for a good time when it comes to it.

-Hey! You go to sanford school?
-Yea yup.
-Woah! Don't you guys fuck shit up in basketball all day every day?
-Yea yup.

-Wurd.

by The Foxxx May 21, 2010

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