Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

"Hey dude, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm perfect. Nothing could make this day any better than this giant platypus biting my side!"
"Oh, Ok then."
"I was using sarcasm you idiot!"

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Sarcasm

When one or more sexual participants openly fake orgasm such as to mock the efforts of the other sexual participant(s).

Marie: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!' (exaggerated body writhing, breathing and excessive slamming of nearby surfaces ensues, stopping very suddenly with a look of spiteful derision).

Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!

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Sarcasm

The brain's natural defence against the less intelligent.

Idiot: duDE! i just won the loudest person award :0
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!

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Sarcasm

Telling people that they’re stupid without actually telling them.

Kid: “So mom, who’s going to pick me up from school today?”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”

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Sarcasm

Half of the entries on Urban Dictionary.

*Looking up sex on Urban Dictionary*: Who is stupid enough to look up sex in the Urban Dictionary?

*Looking up Mormon in the Urban Dictionary*:95% of the people in Utah.

These are all sarcasm.

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Sarcasm

1. The body's natural defense against stupid. Often used to belittle and/or amuse someone; incredibly humorous if used correctly.

2. The only language I speak.

Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn

Is your quad stuck in the mud?

No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.

Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.

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Sarcasm

The natural response to stupidity.

I'm allergic to stupidity so i break out in sarcasm.

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