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A dickhead who only plays battlefield because he's shit
He's shit at everything else, because he's chase saunders
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A footballing legend of the highest order, untouchable, yet others strive to be like him. A rumour yet unproven is that people that touch him turn to stone.
Dean Saunders Kicked Mark Hughes' ass in the Coca Cola Cup final
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THE MOST BADASS MOTHER FUCKER YOU WILL EVER MEET
"Joe" BRO ITS A RONNIE SAUNDERS!
"Max" OMFG HE IS INSANE
Luke Saunders is a particularly intelligent guy originating from hinchingbrooke hospital and further moving to buckden, through out his childhood, Luke became heavily interested in Xbox and proceeded to play this until realizing his lack of girlfriends. Luckily however, Luke came across a stunning young girl; Velveteen and he proceeded to like her for serveral months before going out with her, breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up and is currently going out with her. Luke is particularly talented in the art of masturbation and it is said that he can ejaculate at four times the speed of light. Luke also happens to own a six pack and a stunning hair style. Luke attracts women within the second and as such, gets only the finest girls. velveteen.
Luke Saunders- Hey xx
Girl- OMFG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARRY ME I WANT YOUR BABIES!
Luke Saunders- Wuup2 babe? xx
Girl- THINKING ABOUT YOU AND MASTURBATING!!! xx
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a colonel saunders is when you're making out with a chick; and when you finally manage to slip a finger in her pussy, you then, with a suave look on your face, stick that finger into your mouth, suck it, and say "mmm; that's finger lickin' good!"; just like on the old KFC commercial.
i pulled a colonel saunders on betsy at the drive-in last night; she was so touched, that she gave me a dizzy gillespe!
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Introvert, fun, friendly, and passionate. You can always count on her on anything once you have win her trust and friendship
Being friend's with Quornita Saunders is like:
You: "Hey Quornita can you help me with..."
Her: "What you need help with?"
An absolute piece of garbage who thinks he's better than everyone else just because he raced a kid who broke his back and has fucked up shins. He talks the most shit, but when someone pulls up to knock the shit out of him he runs away.
Bryson Saunders is a Bitch