not a sausage

Nothing, zip, zero. Jolly term to describe the abscence of an item sought.

Suggested origin is from the Cockney rhyming slang 'Sausage and mash' used to mean 'cash', or money. Hence 'not a sausage' to mean 'no cash' or 'nothing'.

Is there anything in the cupboard?
Not a sausage.

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sausage

The act of misleading someone to believe in something when in actual fact it does not exist!

guy1: look over their your mums got her tits out!
guy2: where?
guy1: sausage!!

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Sausage

1) Frequents the gym seven days a week. Sometimes does double sessions.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.

Melissa: Are you going out with that guy from the gym on Saturday? What was his name again? Brutis?

Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.

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sausaging

holding down an innocent victim and masturbating him without his permission

i heard jake was sausaging you in Belgium Sam

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Sausages

An eccentric scotsman with poor driving skills.

Sausages, look out for the truck ffs!

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Sausaging

To discribe a man having sex with another man or men

"I bet they love a good sausaging"

homasexual gay sex buming

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not a sausage

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.

"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."

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