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sawed-off cocksucker

A castrated homosexual, used to describe those who, while driving, commit any of the following transgressions:
1)Sit still at a green light.
2)Change lanes more that three times on the same block
3) cut off another drive (some exceptions, see #4)
4)Speed up when another driver uses their signal, so as to prevent the changing of lanes
5) Plays Chicken at a stop sign without right-of way
6) Goes under the speed limit at ANY time.
Also used to describe cyclists who insist on using two lane, two way roads.

1) Let me over, you sawed-off cocksucker, or I WILL run you into the median!!!
2) Can't these sawed-off cocksuckers find another place to ride they're fucking bikes?
3) Green means GO, you sawed-off-cocksucking-piece-of-shit!!!!!

by urdoingitwrong! October 4, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sawed-off sondheim

a short musical composer

"Kelsi, my sawed-off Sondheim,
I've been in 17 school productions."
-Sharpay, in High School Musical

by John Triton March 21, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sawed-off Fag

1)A terrible, disgusting person that is so bad at Gears of War 3 that he/she should not be aloud to put their grubby,sticky fag fingers on an xbox controller and play any Gears of War Game.
2)That person that uses only the sawed off shotgun in Gears of War 3 and completely believes he/she is "wrecking ass" in a match with 7 kills or more
3)A complete waste of skin

1)Fuck!! that son of a bitch got me with the sawed-off again... what a sawed-off fag
2)Damn this kid is great!(sees he is using only the sawed-off shotgun)... oh wait what a sawed-off fag

by Yankees 2000 October 24, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sawed-off shotgun

Small dick that blasts off a huge load in installments like a shotgun.

'What was that periodic screaming I heard?'
'Oh, it was a sawed-off shotgun you see...'

by TheCla$hster January 7, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sawed-off shotgun

A colloquial term for a short barrel shotgun.

If it was manufactured with a short barrel it isn't a sawed-off shotgun.

by Cwedocjrax August 23, 2023


sawed off bastard

Short ass pussy thatโ€™s afraid of anything or anyone. Usually cryโ€™s and whines about every fucking thing. Someone that no one wants to be or be around because theyโ€™re the definition of a bitch made mother fucker!

Did you that sawed off bastard โ€œVictoriaโ€ earlier.

Just being around her bitch ass makes me want to barf!

by Smittysmittysmitty March 5, 2018


mrs. sawed off

The female counterpart of Mr. Sawed Off and/or Krayzie Bone of the popular hip-hop group Bone Thugs N Harmony. This woman is distinctly hood, and goes harder than any other female in her generation. With obvious distaste for bullshit and fronts, she will knock a fool straight if he starts to trip. The baddest of the bad, the hoodest of the hood. Always keeps it a hunnit.

That crazy bitch Mrs. Sawed Off about done lost her shit on that nigga Raekwon the other day. She go hard as hell.

by bigpapi6969 May 16, 2011

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