saxophone

a family of shiny, golden colored wind instruments that, contrary to popular belief, are greatly superior to trumpets, especially altos

Man, I was wrong, this saxophone is WAY better than that stupid trumpet.

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saxophone

perhaps the revolutionary instrument that has a complex genetic make-up, it originates from the mating of a clarinet, a lame instrument, and a french horn, the retarded off spring of a trumpet and a trombone. Together they formed a new instrument is really sexy, known for every sexual aspect about it, such as the size of it's wood it uses to make sweet music.

Jason: hey hot stuff, wanna make some sweet music with my big saxophones?

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saxophone

1) the hottest musical instrument in the whole dfricken band
2)the hottest section in the world
3) saxez rok.
4)play the sax

i love my saxophone. i named it gladys.

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saxophoning

1. Making out with a girl while keeping chewing tobacco in your bottom lip. The key to successful saxophoning is keeping the girl from realizing you have the chewing tobacco in your mouth.

I was saxophoning with jennifer last night, and she commented on my minty fresh breath. I had some grizz wintergreen in my lip the entire time.

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saxophone

The sexiest instrument to play

*plays careless whisper on the saxophone*
Maaan that turns me on

Saxophonic

sounding like, or similar to an alto or tenor saxophone.

"dude, that homeless man's singing was very saxophonic."

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gatorade saxophone

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.

Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

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