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When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.
PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.
Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
Stray bits of glitter one picks up when near, or occupying a space formerly inhabited by a raver.
Must of been some Etards at Denny's last night. When I got home I had the worst case of Raver Scabies
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n. a vacume so powerfull it can remove scabies from any body part
"Oh my god! I have crabs! GET THE SCABIE-NATOR!"
A piece of furniture or person that is infected with scabies.
“Dude, you gonna help me move up that couch we found out by the dumpster?”
“Nah, that looks like it’s a scabies sanctuary.”
Tara thought that sweet almost chair from the second hand store was a steal. Too bad for her, it was a scabies sanctuary.
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Affectionate term for an annoying redhead! (Also me mate!)
"Nor leek ya scabie ginge!"
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A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.
dude, my sofa gave me couch scabies
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When dick has been moselstered by the cuchie man.
Omg u have a scaby penis