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The quad that Neil Johnson races
Damn dude Johnson's kfx 450 is running like a scalded dog today.
Holy fuck man that kfx 450 left the gate like a scalded dog.
For fuck sake the kawasaki came zippin by me like a scalded dog.
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Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!
"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!
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Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.
Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!
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When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.
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When a man is riding in vehicle while hold a hot beverage (such as coffee) between his legs and a sudden bump or movement causes the beverage to spill resulting in scalding burns to the family jewels.
"Hey asshole, watch that speed bump, I do not want to end up with a scald-de-sac!"
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A phrase that expresses shock when the hot food or drink (esp. tea) did not burn your mouth but on swallowing feels like it scalded your insides/oesophagus/liver, often from eating too eagerly.
"Argh! Just scalded me liver!" (preferably said in a Yorkshire accent after a gulp of tea or swallowing hot pasty).
"Careful, you'll scald yer liver!" (a warning to someone with little self control with hot food/drink, usually a child).
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This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.