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A scenario fucker is a person who chooses his/her sexual partners by whether the situation ads some spice to the sex.
1. Scenario: The boy is from African descent and the girls parents (or even the girl) is racist towards his kind, so the guy will gladly put off his time to bang this girl in her parents bedroom, because the scenario just ads way more excitement to the sex then having sex with some other random girl which he doesn't know much about.
They usually have their favorite scenarios but are constantly after new challenges with new plots. The situation will always be the undertone to the orgasm.
2. Scenario: A guy gets women through tinder to come over for a meal, without them knowing he puts laxatives in their food so that they will shit in his bathroom, while they shit he will walk in naked and do a Louis C.K. (jerking off in front of someone)
Joe: Did you hear what Mike did yesterday?
Steven: What did he do now?
Joe: He banged another one of his ex's girlfriends in the McDonald's bathroom
Steven: Why in the McDonald's bathroom?
Joe: He said that's where he met his ex for the first time, I guess he gets off by the thought of banging her friends there.
Steven: God, he's such a scenario fucker. At least he stopped having elevator sex by ringing the alarm and trying to finish off before the elevator technician can get the doors open again...
Joe: Oh no, he still does that.
Scenario 3 is a Blow Job performed as last resort after your imagined or projected sequence of events, especially any of several detailed plans or possibilities have failed.
After going through Scenarios 1 and 2 and failing to close the sale, CJ resorted to Scenario 3 in order to seal the deal.
situation in which you have a boner
I was so embarrassed when my boyfriend saw that i had an erect scenario from another guy.
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When you are trying to tell a legit story one on one, but it might sound perverted or disgusting if other people hear it.
The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.
You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.
Matt: "What? I couldn't hear that last part, say it one more time."
Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"
Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."
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1. A situation that can arise from improper handling of the element intelligent Calcium (I-Calcium). I suggest you consult the Health and Safety Executive for guidelines. Originating from the series Look Around You blants.
2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.
The German physicist Wilhelm Thomason dedicated to his life to research of the Helvetica Scenario.
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)
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The pinnacle of F1 racing, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross
Bono: "Scenario 7 Lewis"
Lewis Hamilton: "I can't do that, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross."
Bono: "Oh yeah sorry forgot about that"
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An experience with sex.
One time suzy shoved his penis in me and it felt so gooood.
I cummed all over her and she swallowed every last bit of it.
*sex scenario*
Suzy handcuffed me to the bed and shoved my erect penis into her pussy until I orgasmed. She then sucked my dick and licked off all of her period blood.
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