Schlorping is a term used when eating/ drinking a food it too solid to drink but too liquid to eat.
This term could also be used for anything such as a solid food or even an object
Mark: Hey what did you have for dinner last night?
Toby: I schlorped some soup
The sound you make when you eat a shoe
Person A *schlorp*
Person B "stop eating shoes!"
Ranboo is the founder:when you consume a lolsquid (liquid solid)
to drink something with a loud slurpy sucking noise.
"The mighty airplane began to schlorp from the river."
Schloorp: a word used to enhance every sentence
If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with SCHLORP you may be entitled to financial compensation
The sound you make when someone kicks you in the big toe
Brian walked at the door and tony kicked his big toe schlorp!! Brian cried in unimaginable agony.