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the name of any 3 foot long maglight
wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.
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When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.
He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty
He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet
That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1
The act of totally screwing something up.
She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.
The middle position in a three-way encounter.
Jim shouted “Lucky Schmitty” and just like the rules for ‘shotgun’ Steve and Larry knew Jim would get the middle.
Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.
DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!