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A really uncomfortable and hot vehicle.
They had to ride the school bus to school.
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1. Large yellow vehicle used to transport children from home to school.
2. Large 60 mph playground driven by a redneck where kids try to show off how cool they are by shouting cuss words as loud as they can and making fart noises.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear Ricky on the school bus?
Kid 2: Yeah. He shouted,"fuck shit pussy asshole motherfucker dick penis gay cum vagina faggot bitch face!!!" It was FUCKIN hilarious!
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a noisy environment full of opportunity for misunderstandings and creation of words/games like the word flipponitchi and the hand-pussy game
our school bus hit a toyota corrola but I thought it was a speed bump
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One bad thing about schools is the school bus being such an uncomfortable vehicle. Why use a special kind of bus for school. Why not just make all school buses like city buses with comfortable seats. See fire alarm .
They hate riding the school bus to school.
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1. Unmistakable vehicle of ominous size in which you are watched and monitored for the entire ride.
2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.
3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
In the bus the boy threw a water bottle from across the bus at your head!
The windows were closed in late june!
You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!
The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
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1) A typically yellow bus that transports students to their school.
2) A great place to learn about the people who live near/around you.
1) The school bus is always gets us to school on time.
2) Until I rode the school bus, I had different thoughts about people. For example, I thought that guy in Spanish was kind of funny, but now I know he's a loudmouthed asshole who can't shut the fuck up. And I used to think that girl from my block was nice, but now I know that she's a manipulative piece of shit. Thank God we have the school bus!
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A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."
shit yellow cocksucker fat drunk school bus
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