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When an athlete or a team wins so consistently (mainly in Motorsports, but is applicable in other sports as well) that it ruins it for everyone else and no one else wants to participate in it or watch it anymore because of the overwhelming predictability. Named after Michael Schumacher, whose 5 back-to-back Formula One Championships led to huge declines in ratings & race attendances.
#1. Nascar's ratings are going down the drain because of Jimmie Johnson's full blown Schumacher Effect.
#2. Valentino Rossi & Sebastian Loeb have spawned their own mini Schumacher Effects in MotoGP and the WRC, respectively.
when you break really fast and come to a sudden stop.
john: wow michael really did a schumacher stop there
chris: yeah you can see the tyre marks on the tarmac.
disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
The words you should adhere as an extreme warning before seeing a movie that you might qualify as being 'Good'.
1. Warner Bros. Pictures Presents, A Joel Schumacher Film: "BATMAN & ROBIN"
- if you have this name you love playing rugby and getting slapped in the face with the ball
- if you have this name you have nice big titties because you are a bad bitty
- wow, schumacher is begging to play rugby AGAIN?!
- did you hear? schumacher titty fucked her brother today
Schumachers will always love schu very much. Except when they are being pricks. (Which is most of the time.)
Those darn schumachers, gotta hate them, gotta love them.