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Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.

P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox

by Wodentheallfather April 10, 2022


Amy Schumer

Not a comedian as she claims herself.
A clown? yes

Stacey: Hey do you wanna go to the Amy Schumers latest standup comedy show?
Josh: Sorry, I don't see any comedy on her vagina stinking jokes.

by LLLtentasion September 21, 2023


Amy Schumer

A sexual act involving a man inserting a metal rod into his urethra. The other end of the rod, while still protruding from the man's urethra, is inserted into the anus of their partner, who then passes gas, the act of which sends reverberations down the rod stimulating the male's end of the rod.

"That bitch Terry is crazy, she gave me an Amy Schumer"

by ArcanistAbe November 25, 2020

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Schumer Humour

A term used to describe low quality jokes or remarks, which are generally considered not funny.
It can also be used to describe over used, or copied comedic remarks.

Derives meaning from the famously appalling comedian, Amy Schumer

Aiden: "I find this particular thing to be un-funny."
Brad: "Yes, it's just Schumer humour."

by wordshot December 7, 2018


Amy Schumer

Born 1981, NYC(?), Amy Schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic Amy on the horizon, Amy Poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on Comedy Central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, "Inside Amy Schumer" (GET your mind outta the gutter with that title, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a sexual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.

Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".

Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.

And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!

Mostly Sex Stuff is about Amy Schumer making jokes, well, about mostly sex!

by ESSJAY July 14, 2015

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Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 3, 2021


Pull an Amy Schumer

When someone who thinks he/she's funny and won't shut up about unfunny (usually inappropriate) jokes.

My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.

by You ahri tarded May 21, 2019

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