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A term of endearment to a friend; comradary.
Calling a friend schwartz. Example, answering the phone, "Hello, schwartz, what?"
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a noun describing a person with an unhealthy obsession/ fetish with stuffed otters, coupled with crippling low confidence and neurotic Jewish behavior.
Roommate#1: "Why didn't he just talk to Mere Bear at the party?"
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."
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The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.
Jane has been schwartzing every day since she started her job at Company ABC.
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When a man expels sperm onto a womans vagina and then using a straw sucks it up and then back down into the womans nose. The woman then sucks in the sperm through her nose and into her mouth.
A Unique Way to Jizz in Her Mouth Schwartzing
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A verb referring to soccer, it is the act of missing a ridiculously easy shot from five feet away or less in soccer.
Example 1: Zack had the ball right in front of the goal and he totally schwartzed it right over.
Example 2: *teammate misses goal* HE SCHWARTZED IT!!!!
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When you masturbate too much and it rubs the head of you penis raw
I masturbated like 7 times today and my dick is schwartzed.
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A guy who pretends to be a movie producer to lure young girls onto the "casting couch"
The Shifty Schwartz put out an ad for "actresses" in the local newspapaer ad.