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A new car company that makes really ugly cars that resemble lowered minivans. People who drive these think they are cool and unique but are really just lame.
Person A: Hey did you get a new minivan?
Person B: No dude, that's my new Scion. Isn't it cool?
Person A: Uh, if you say so.
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A Toyota car that you can point and truly laugh at. The most popular of the Scions is the xB model, which looks like a box with four wheels.
I saw a parked Scion and I craped on it.
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Produced by Toyota, this box on wheels is similar to the Honda Element and is targeted at the youth. It features an ugly front end, underpowered engine (hence mediocre acceleration), a non-slanted front windshield (i.e. 90 degree angled), and a higher roof (good for tall people I suppose). Fuel economy is a plus, but not worth $20k.
You couldn't pay me to ride in a Scion.
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1. A new line of cars from Toyota
2. boxes on wheels
3. A crappy rip off of the PT Cruiser
4. mini SUVs without 4WD
5. WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT, with an engine
6. The Honda Element's younger brother
Did you see that Scion drive by?
Oh that was a car? I thought a refrigerator fell out of the flatbed up there.
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The car looks like a fucking hearse. When I first saw someone in my town driving this ugly vehicle, I thought he was going to a funeral.
I can buy an old hearse from a car auction, add two extra seats in the back, give it a new paint job, put in a new engine, and it would look EXACTLY like the Toyota Scion, but half the price.
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A sweet whip from a fresh new company. Under $20,000 and hot off the press. They can be dressed up for flash, or down low for speed. Models include: tC, xB, xA.
tC - A car featuring panoramic glass sunroof.
xB - A square with wheels.
xA - A more round xB.
Yo Mo! That kids got a crazy Scion!
Man! His Scion is PIMP!
Thats a snasty Scion!
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The old reach around but on another dude...I know it's gross but true
That car salesman gave my buddy the olllld scion
Instead of go **** yourself, go Scion...it's worse, think about it
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