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scone

a rude barbie-style girl, only interested in make-up, boys, hair products etc. Other features: lack of intelligence, balanced by high confidence. scones can usually be seen in groups.

person 1: i didn't realize she's a scone until i saw her crying over her broken nail.
person 2: rly? but we saw her taking chicken buttface photos of herself with her teddy bear a week ago.

by ralyyy April 1, 2010

44๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


sconing

to stand like a woman

(shea)/he was just sconing.
what a girl. haha jk, ily!

by katarina and christy July 27, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.

Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!

by SLB Specialist August 26, 2023


scone

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.

Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!

by Murph March 18, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


scone

a type of pastry enjoyed by british folk. goes nicely with tea.

"You have the intelligence of a blueberry scone."

by pamplemousse June 4, 2003

40๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


scone

a scone is like a josh of the pastry world. it is the most sad lifeless and gayest thing you could ever eat. it is pretty much a gay muffin

Me: dont eat that scone
Him: why not
Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do

by me..me November 8, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


scone

An older woman who you would like to fuck, aka MILF. The hot mother of a biscuit.

I'd like to eat that scone's biscuit!
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.

by wehrlock December 24, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž