An Earth Scorcher is a term for a very, very flamboyant homosexual. They are so much of a 'flamer' that they 'scorch the earth beneath them'.
"Yo, Tucker, check out Mike over there!"
"Yeah, he is such a fuckin' Earth Scorcher!"
The Aganazzar's Scorcher is when you squirt a line of hot sauce across the penis shaft before you go to town on a lady.
"Did you hear about Rebecca? Her boyfriend gave her an Aganazzar's Scorcher and she's been out of work for a week!"
The absolute best and hottest golf tournament. Started by Golf Grand Master Mark "golf Jesus" Plinski. In Phoenix Arizona
Hey man, you going to the Summer Scorcher?