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A term used to define those of low character, class and all-around respectability. A man or lady who is beyond a manageable amount of filth.
John: I believe it was Jake who took your sandwich from the fridge.
Brandon: I can't believe that two-timing jerk would do this to me.
John: He's a scrut. You never should have trusted him.
Brandon: Filthy scrut.
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A scrut is another word for "sandwich" or "butty". It can also be used as part of an insult of the "yo mam" variety.
"I had some bacon scruts last night"
"I had yo mam on bacon scruts last night"
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When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
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'Chundle' means wasting time, not producing anything of value. A 'Scrut' is a small person of suspicious origin.
He's being a real chundle-scrut today, I've just about had it with him.
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define someone standing\walking\being on a street
Friend: hey! Do you see Etienne being a de de scrut over there?
You: He is being a de de scrut!
a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocks become red and inflamed and very itchy
the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night scratching his scruttocks red raw.
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The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"
Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(
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