What with the war on Iraq here is an old one first introduced by Mike Myers on Wayne's World circa 1991 meaning a female that appears to be good looking from far away but in reality is far away from good looking.
Hey check out the rack coming towards us that chick is...Oh no! she's a scud!
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A disgusting or greedy person. Can be used as a compliment in the right context, when spoken by friends. See cunt
Person 1: βdamn, Jacob is such a scud, he wouldnβt even lend me ten bucksβ
Person 2: βhe fooken isβ
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(skΙd) 1. A seemingly attractive person from a great distance who, when viewed at a close or normal distance, is in fact extremely ugly. Common occurrences of one being scud could be caused by a messed up grill(teeth),the appearance of facial hair, excess junk in the trunk(ass), or a mullet.
Common usage:( John was surprised to wake up this morning and realize she was a scud!)
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Shit, namely the residue that remains after a poor attempt at douching your ass.
Fuck, dude, Britney talked me into anal after she promised she cleaned out. Now I got scud on my dick.
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Playing with the immediate area around your ass hole and then wiping it on a friends upper lip, thus causing them to lick it or smell the 'SCUD'!!!
Darren scuds his army bum chums all the time!!!!
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Scud- A Smelly Substance known as "Dog Shit" which is found in the "soul of boot" region.It Is not Given The name Scud until All Shit is wiped on Neighbours Curb.
Steve:"Iv stepped in dog shit.
Phil:"Hahaha Stevies Got Scud"
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A guy who is unfortunate looking and has a really hott girlfriend.
"Man look at that couple. He is such a scud."
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