Sandy sealion

When you're grinding weed and you get it all over the place

Dan: man this gonna get us so high
Phil: *spills the weed*

Dan: man, you pulled a sandy sealion

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Grumblin' Sealion

Screwing a fat woman with facial whiskers from behind and making her squeal like a sealion.

Jake won $50 after a Grumblin' Sealion experimentation.

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circus sealion

A circus sealion is where 3 or more males stand in a row while a woman gives them all oral sex

Tracy is preforming the circus sealion

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Sealion cave

When a large and usually grotesque woman has a rather pungent odor expelling from their vagina, not unlike the mixture of fish sticks and feces; releases a huge stinky queef.

Guy: Dude at last call I took home that one chick, and she had a real sealion cave. I threw up after eating her out to the point of dry heaves.

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Sealioning

Sealioning is a derogatory action or nomenclature used to identify and vilify those who request citations when citations weren't initially provided.

Person 1: Can you provide a link to your claims?
Person 2: Don't be sealioning me, you can look it up yourself!

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Woke sealion

Person who makes unreasonable demands for evidence of the existence of cancel culture.

Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.

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