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Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in
When you're grinding weed and you get it all over the place
Dan: man this gonna get us so high
Phil: *spills the weed*
Dan: man, you pulled a sandy sealion
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Screwing a fat woman with facial whiskers from behind and making her squeal like a sealion.
Jake won $50 after a Grumblin' Sealion experimentation.
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A circus sealion is where 3 or more males stand in a row while a woman gives them all oral sex
Tracy is preforming the circus sealion
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When a large and usually grotesque woman has a rather pungent odor expelling from their vagina, not unlike the mixture of fish sticks and feces; releases a huge stinky queef.
Guy: Dude at last call I took home that one chick, and she had a real sealion cave. I threw up after eating her out to the point of dry heaves.
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Person who makes unreasonable demands for evidence of the existence of cancel culture.
Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.
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The act of invading Britain from the European Continent, derived from ‘Operation Sealion (Unternehmen Seelöwe)’, the failed naval invasion plan for Britain devised by Nazi Germany during World War 2. Typically used in context of grand strategy games, especially ones involving World War 2.
It looks like Germany is attempting another Sealion, but with those marine templates he isn’t going to make it.