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a literal god and swag master that people worship on pinterest. he is the swag god. he drums with his friend, the rad master (dallon weekes) in the band iDKHOW.
UNCULTURED PERSON: I am the swag master
CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.
A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!
Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!
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Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.
Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.
Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
When the female has finished giving oral sex and has seaman in her mouth, then kisses the male with her tongue, exchanging the seamen.
A term coined in the U.S. Navy by a bunch of Petty Officers after performing a circle jerk on a lone seaman recruit as part of Naval customs.
Franklin, did you hear about Schwab? He became the last of us to become a Stuffed Seaman. Now they are rotating the schedule and you're first up again.
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One who loves sperm so much they will do a line of seaman off thier lovers belly like it were a line of cocain, using a straw or a rolled up fifty dollar bill.
My woman is such a seaman snooter she ruined two perfectly good fifties!
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The name used to represent all "bad" sailors in the U.S. Navy, especially when you don't want to give away their name or don't remember it.
And then I walked in and found Seaman Smedlock performing a human vacuum on another guy smoking marijuana in the Radar Department.
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