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A man/womans sexual organs. The section of the human anatomy that gets to the fuckin.
Man, i'd love to get a ganders at that sluts connection section.
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A comment section is a place of gather between all ages. In the comment section, everyone is here to fight TOGETHER. FIght for the single goal of destroying each other. Together! Together we stand to argue and create a toxic environment.
"The Comments Section is a really beautiful example of humanity." -Said no one ever.
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As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
In the social system that is the band, the brass sections are usually the loudest people, being the farthest away from the conductor and therefore having more opportunities to talk. Often trumpet players are tge ones who instigate conversation mainly to insult or laugh at woodwind players and/or the conductor and even each other. Trumpet conversations generally revolve around making fun of someone. Trombonists prefer to do their own thing in their own little family. Euphoniums are the quieter people of the brass section, constantly paying attention in rehearsal and rarely speaking. baritones are loud idiots. Tubas tend to be on the quieter side as people but once you get to know them there are loud af.
Overall the brass section is afamily and though they may face difficulties and get into fights, they always come back together. Because they are forced to. Being in a band together and all. But also their common enemy: the woodwinds. You just can't stay mad at another brass player when there are clarinetists to insult!!!!
flautist1: ugh the brass section is so douchy they never let anything go. Like every little mistake!!!!
Trumpet player: *snickers to other trumpet player*..*both burst out laughing looking at floutist1*
Trombone1: *watches interaction*..*whispers to other trombone player*..*start chuckling at some inside joke*
A chaos where humanity goes to """talk""" about their shitty lives.
Guy 1: Dude, this youtuber's comment section is a piece of shit
Guy 2: ikr
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To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.
Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.
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1) The section in the band that uses heavenly fragments of metal to kick the shit out of the universe.
2) The section that band directors hate to love.
1) After hearing the trumpet section play, Jesus shed a tear.
2) Goddamn I love the sound of a trumpet section.
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