Seduce

When a girl wants to get in ur pants and eat ur ass

Dude, she’s totally gonna seduce u!

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seducer

One who takes pictures of women doing uncivilized acts for the 7th heaven band website.

He is a seducer for taking all those pictures of drunken women not knowing what they are doing.

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seduce me

the common phrase of the spy

spy:seduce me
sniper:The fuck
pyro:mph

seduceous gland

N: A particular gland that exists in most human beings. The primary purpose serves to seduce the opposite sex. Not to be confused with the sebaceous gland or the sudoriferous gland, which does the opposite thing.

John: "Dam brotha, u got 20 girls at that bar last nite"
Tom: "yea its all thanks to my huge seduceous gland"

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Seduce and Destroy

A seminar on how to pick up chicks and get into their pants, led by the spunky Frank T.J. Mackey. The main motto:
"Respect the cock. Tame the cunt!"
Shown in the movie Magnolia.

Hey man, you go to Seduce and Destroy the other night?
Hell yeah I got some major ass afterwards too!
Right on!

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seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

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Seducing Medusa

Attempting to lead on a girl by means of flirting or the flaunting of money, that will end up screwing up your life rather than making it better through real love. Everyone else knows she's bad news, but you don't see it.

Roger: "I think I'm gonna ask Jannice out on a date."
Freddie: "No way, man. That's seducing medusa."

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