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The act of taking a dump on a woman's ass, Doin it doggy style, then hitting her arms out from underneath her, while thrusting your dick in her ass
O man, i gave carla a hot texas see-saw last night...niiiice
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When a man is lucky enough to bring to attractive* girls home, each take a position on either the male sexual organ while the other positions herself on the face, BOTH MUST FACE EACH OTHER (this must not be confused with the Human Bobsled)
*attractive or un attractive does not determind if this is a See Saw or not.
I did the old Human See Saw last night.......my face hurts.
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One of the most sought after sexual experiences in the Milky Way. The Hee Haw See Saw is a complex sexual position involving a husband and a wife. To experience this con octopus of a sexual move, first the man must obtain a donkey.
The man then, using the donkey, positions himself on the backside. Using his preferred thrusting speed, the man must enter the anus of the donkey.
The donkey must position itself above the wife, so as to enter her with its donkey cock, once aroused by the mans butt fucking.
Now, both man and woman can use the majestic animal as a fulcrum based sex toy. Truly the hee haw see saw is the greatest sex position ever.
Wife: “Hey there beautiful cowboy! How’s dem Spurs treating ya?!”
Cowboy Husband: “well they be just fine Mary Lou Beth Sue. But you know’d what be finer? Trying the Hee Haw See Saw tonight? You down to HHSS?”
Donkey loving Wife: “hellz yah”
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Fat kids on seesaw's go down and don't come back up. So if u say "your down like a fat kid on a seesaw", u arnt backing out of whatever it is your doing...
Jeff: Hey wanna get drunk?
Bob: I'm down like a fat kid on a see saw!!
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When your getting a blowjob from your partner while they stick their finger in your butthole causing your hips to drive forward and backward, thus driving deeper into their mouth and their finger deeper into your anus
Bro! Last night when I was getting a blowy…my girl stuck her finger in my ass and It made me thrust forward and it deep throated her! She kept doing it and we straight turned into a See-Saw!
When one wipes his/her/their ass back and forth vigorously after taking a shit, creating a sort of mud slide in one’s ass crack. This often leaves a smudge of poop on the edge of the toilet bowl, as well as in your underwear.
My roommate won’t stop doing the see-saw and leaving shit on the toilet seat
The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o
There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.