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semen seepage

the act of semen escaping from its intended destination. most commonly happens with condoms when u bust ur load and lose firmness. allowing for semen to seep from your happy hat. Another common ordeal is when u have a real vengeful trick that pokes holes in ur happy hats. ultimately resulting in a 9-month trip down the highway from hell that last for 18+ years.

1.fuck i hope that semen seepage that occured in that bitchs twat doesnt result in pregnancy.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.

by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal seepage tampon

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.

My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022


Anal Seepage Tampon

A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.

After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.

by HillBilly Hitmen February 3, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


moist flange seepage

The word most should already have you primed. It needs no introduction or alternative meaning.
Flange is an opening, a rim or collar, you get the idea.
Seepage is what is creating the moist nature of said flange.

"Does anyone fancy a drink from the bar?"
"Does moist flange seepage come to mind?"

by Spytfyre November 20, 2018


ass seepage drinker

the performance of gay men licking the jizz out of another mans asshole.

DJ is a ass seepage drinker.

by cajun caveman September 4, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


beatal seepage

The feaces that gets forced out of your arse sometimes if you masturbate too hard.

Jerry's mum knew he had been thrashing his pork sword and watching porn, there was beatal seepage all over the couch.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019


bowel seepage

Uncontrolled weep from the anus

Mum , I've got bowel seepage

by Jimmeh Rickard April 11, 2019